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Keat Nisher @keatnisher

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Posted by keatnisher - January 11th, 2008

DEFINITION FOR CALLIPYGIAN: having beautifully preportioned buttocks i love them.... and yes I AM GOD!

here's AN EXPLANATION: People say god can do everything and anything.... so what if he makes a rock so heavy he cannot lift it? So than he cannot do everything... Or maybe he really can lift it but he can't lift it! Just a thought, I'm going to make a rock that I cannot lift! THEREFORE i am god DUH add me to aim! my version of mastermind (ALSO AIM VERSION) :By messaging me you just signed a secret contract giving me your life. HAHAHAHA. *coughs* *coughs again* *nervous laughing* " I'm certainly evil arn't I?" The masterming said. "Yes of course master" The grunt said.

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keatnisher 2008-01-11 21:19:49

just random things i made up....

Cigolini55 2008-01-21 22:59:31

..how you knew i was a child rapist?

keatnisher 2008-01-21 22:59:31

i looked at the far back on your news posts

lunardragon96 2008-01-23 06:24:07

Numa Numa Yay! NumaNumaNuma Yay! Sorry. Weed.

Bobert-Rob 2008-02-04 15:51:51

Seems to me that if God made the rock too heavy for him to lift, then God's wanting to give itself limitations. This would still be God's will and the moment God wants to lift the rock, God will then have the ability. So it wouldn't be that God couldn't lift the rock, but God wants the peons under him to think he's not as powerful as he really is. Just because God makes the rock too heavy doesn't mean that weight is unchangeable, I mean this IS God we're talking about.

keatnisher 2008-02-04 15:51:51

but then he can lift it and THEN it will be no longer unliftable by god.... then he didn't create a rock he couldn't lift and so forth he can't do everything... he cannot create a rock he cannot lift because he really can lift it so.... really i'm right here 3RD SENTENCE which is the explanation of the point of what i was trying to prove he CANNOT DO EVERYTHING...

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