these are some short scenes or stories i made up in like... probably 3 minutes... i wish i remembered that link to my normal sized ones

On a Highway somewhere: Sir SIR! *uhh huh?* "Please answer this why you were drunk, driving and unknowingly raping a police officer all while asleep in a coma?" *uhh WOW that doctor really messed me up didnt he?*

Some evil dude: (btw before i give you this one... i made this up like 15 years ago haha hmm...)

By messaging me you just signed a secret contract giving me your life. HAHAHAHA. *coughs* *coughs again* *nervous laughing* " I'm certainly evil arn't I?" The masterming said. "Yes of course master" The grunt said.

Just a curious thought: People say god can do everything and anything.... so what if he makes a rock so heavy he cannot lift it? So than he cannot do everything... Or maybe he really can lift it but he can't lift it! Just a thought, I'm going to make a rock that I cannot lift! THEREFORE I am god